Late Night Courier: Gaylord M. Focker? Greg Focker: That's me. Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg. Greg Focker: It is. Late Night Courier: That's not what it says here. Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade. Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
Jack Byrnes: Did you flush this toilet? Greg Focker: Maybe... You know what, maybe Jinx flushed it. I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted... relieved himself. Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it. Greg Focker: What does it matter? Jack Byrnes: The matter, Greg RN, is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.