Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner make for quite the tandem. They are both pirates and - wait for it - good men! This photo is from the original and best movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
This isn't just Jack Sparrow. This is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. He's the head of the Black Pearl and one of the most famous pirates in the world. Not exactly a fighter, Captain Jack is a master negotiator and tactician.
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.