Jay and Silent Bob Loitering

Jay and Silent Bob Loitering

Jay and Silent Bob doing what they do best, hanging out outside the Quick Stop selling drugs.
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Jay and Silent Bob Shopping

Jay and Silent Bob Shopping

Jay and Silent Bob stop loitering outside the Quick Stop for a second, to come inside and loiter.
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A Motley Crew

A Motley Crew

Reluctant heroes Jay, Silent Bob, Rufus and Bethany are out to save the universe from a pair of fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki. Only Kevin Smith's "Dogma" could assemble such a cast of characters and stories.
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Holden, Jay, Bob

Holden, Jay, Bob

Holden McNeil tells Jay and Silent Bob the bad news. They are being exploited in a comic book without their permission!
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Jay and Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob

Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) and Jay (Jason Mewes) are out to get what's rightfully theirs. Or so they think.
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Jay and Silient Bob

Jay and Silient Bob

Jay and Silient Bob helping out their fellow mall rats
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Jay

Jay and Silient Bob

Jay is the loud, obnoxious half of the drug dealing duo, Jay and Silent Bob.  Jay is generally the reason the pair end up on all their crazy adventures.

Played By
Jason Mewes
Full Name
Jay

Jay Quotes

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.

Jay

Jay: You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?
Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
Jay: He's fucking dead!
Brodie: Oh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.
[T.S. and Gwen approach them]
T.S. Quint: What the hell happened?
Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.
Brodie: I had it coming.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.
[Jay and Silent Bob leave]
T.S. Quint: What really happened?
Brodie: The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach.
Gwen: Shannon Hamilton?
T.S. Quint: You know that guy?
Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
T.S. Quint: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Brodie: Sounds like his M.O.