Reluctant heroes Jay, Silent Bob, Rufus and Bethany are out to save the universe from a pair of fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki. Only Kevin Smith's "Dogma" could assemble such a cast of characters and stories.
[the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background] Shannon Hamilton: Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl. Jay: Goddamn. This is one wacky game show. Brodie: [to the cops] Hey! That girl's only 15! [cops focus their attention on Shannon] Shannon Hamilton: Ah, 15. I thought she was 36! [cops are approaching him] Shannon Hamilton: Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.