Jay and Silent Bob Loitering

Jay and Silent Bob Loitering

Jay and Silent Bob doing what they do best, hanging out outside the Quick Stop selling drugs.
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Jay and Silent Bob Shopping

Jay and Silent Bob Shopping

Jay and Silent Bob stop loitering outside the Quick Stop for a second, to come inside and loiter.
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A Motley Crew

A Motley Crew

Reluctant heroes Jay, Silent Bob, Rufus and Bethany are out to save the universe from a pair of fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki. Only Kevin Smith's "Dogma" could assemble such a cast of characters and stories.
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Holden, Jay, Bob

Holden, Jay, Bob

Holden McNeil tells Jay and Silent Bob the bad news. They are being exploited in a comic book without their permission!
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Jay and Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob

Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) and Jay (Jason Mewes) are out to get what's rightfully theirs. Or so they think.
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Jay and Silient Bob

Jay and Silient Bob

Jay and Silient Bob helping out their fellow mall rats
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Jay

Jay and Silient Bob

Jay is the loud, obnoxious half of the drug dealing duo, Jay and Silent Bob.  Jay is generally the reason the pair end up on all their crazy adventures.

Played By
Jason Mewes
Full Name
Jay

Jay Quotes

I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Jay

[the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background]
Shannon Hamilton: Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Jay: Goddamn. This is one wacky game show.
Brodie: [to the cops] Hey! That girl's only 15!
[cops focus their attention on Shannon]
Shannon Hamilton: Ah, 15. I thought she was 36!
[cops are approaching him]
Shannon Hamilton: Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.