Mitch Martin is the godfather. That's what the pledges of his fraternity call him. The man comes a long way from the beginning of Old School, where he gets screwed over by his orgy-loving wife.
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.