Randal Graves is the funny clerk, obnoxious clerk from Clerks and Clerks II.Â In the original Clerks, Randal worked at a video store, though he spends most of his time with his best friend at the convience store.Â In the second Clerks, Randal actually works with Dante at Mooby's fast food restaurant.
Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago. Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike. Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? Randal Graves: What?