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Dante, Randal, Jay and Silent Bob return in Clerks II, the long-awaited sequel from director Kevin Smith. A classic.

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Clerks II Quotes

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."


You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.

Randal Graves