Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Otto: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
Otto: [puts a bag over Archie's head] Hello, Mr. Burglar! Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh? Well, I'm going to teach you a lesson! [kicks him in the stomach] Otto: He just happens to be a very good friend of mine! Archie: Otto! Otto! Otto! Otto: [comes back with a long-handled pan] And he's going to be very pleased with me to find you here, all tied up and ready for the police! [knocks Archie out with a pan] Otto: And don't call me "Otto." To you, I am "Mr...†[stops, lifts bag, sees it's Archie, screams] Otto: Oh, my God... Oh... Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [pats Archie's face] Otto: Please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck were you doing *robbing* your *own house?* [kicks Archie in the stomach] Otto: You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English...! [screams and recoils] Otto: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Uh... uh... yeah. [runs]
