Bethany: McHenry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois? Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes. Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes? Jay: You know him too? That fucking guy.
Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist. Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.