Fat Bastard appears in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me." He is played by Mike Myers. As are the title character, Austin Powers himself, and his nemesis, Dr. Evil.
Austin Powers is back in this 1999 sequel, "The Spy Who Shagged Me." His mojo gets taken. A fat bastard and a mini Dr. Evil join the fight against him. Felicity Shagwell comes to his aid. Brilliant.
Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) stars alongside Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery. That's his title. He's a secret agent. He also wants to hit this, and who can blame a guy who's been frozen for a few decades.
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I highly suggest you try it.
