Turk Malloy: Watch it, bud. Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal? Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend? Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass? Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass. Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.
Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why. Linus Caldwell: [sarcastically] Ooooooooooh.