Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner make for quite the tandem. They are both pirates and - wait for it - good men! This photo is from the original and best movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
[Giselle and Scarlett are fighting] Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? [Giselle slaps Jack] Jack Sparrow: [Scarlett slaps Jack]