Shrek: [burps] The Donkey: Shrek. Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. [Fiona burps louder] Princess Fiona: Thanks. The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.
Donkey: Shrek, you know how ogres have layers? Shrek: Oh, aye? Donkey: Well, donkeys don't have no layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves. Shrek: But Donkey, donkeys don't wear sleeves. Donkey: You know what I mean. Shrek: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights? Donkey: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge, over a boiling lake of lava.