Shrek: [burps] The Donkey: Shrek. Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. [Fiona burps louder] Princess Fiona: Thanks. The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are.
Donkey: You love this woman, don't ya? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Do you wanna hold her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Please her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little tenderness! Chicks love that romantic crap.