The last poster for John Carter has arrived from Disney. The film stars Taylor Kitsch as the titular hero in the film based on the book by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
The IMAX poster for Underworld Awakening has arrived. Awakening marks the fourth film in the series and the first for star Kate Beckinsale since the fourth.
The IMAX poster for John Carter has arrived. The film lands in theaters March 9 and features John Carter, a Civil War soldier who is transported to Mars.
Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder? Mike Lowrey: I don't have one. Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder? Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition. Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride horses... how is it you put it? Sherlock Holmes: Their dangerous at both end and crafty in the middle... Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
