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Rosemary Shanahan Picture

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Dev Patel The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

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Bartleby win Monica and Hoyt

Bartleby visits Monica at Hoyt's fraternity. Monica is dating Hoyt but not for long. He's a bit of a douche.
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Four Christmases Pic

Sorry, Brad. You're not gonna be able to wear this outfit on any Christmas vacation.
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The Naked Gun 2 1/2 Photo

The Naked Gun 2 1/2 Photo

A picture from The Naked Gun 2 1/2.
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Seth Rogen on the set of 50/50

Seth Rogen checks out the dailies on the set of 50/50. Rogen stars with Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 50/50.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie Poster

Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie Poster

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George and the Wedding Planner

George Banks and his funny wedding planner.
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Abbie Cornish Seven Psychopaths Character Poster

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Alvin on the Gridiron

Alvin on the Gridiron

Alvin huddles with the football team for a decisive play in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel.
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What Color is Michael Jackson?

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Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Ben Stiller Photo

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb star Ben Stiller. Owen Wilson and Robin Williams also star.
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Comedy Quotes

Nancy B. Artingstall: Do you know what? You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: Oh maybe you're right. I just... I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women *seldom* make history."
Susan Cooper: Yeah that's never how she said it.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What were her others, uh...
Susan Cooper: Oh, "just blend in, let somebody else win."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Classic.
Susan Cooper: I got that a lot in high school. And there was, "give up on your dreams, Susan." She used to write that in my lunchbox.

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.