Let's Be Cops Jake Johnson

Let's Be Cops Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson stars in Let's Be Cops. Damon Wayans Jr. also stars.
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Dustin Picture

Dustin Picture

Poor Dustin. He's in danger of losing the love of his life to his best friend. No one wants to see that happen.
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Alvin and Simon Share a Concerned Look.

Alvin and Simon Share a Concerned Look.

Alvin and Simon realize they have some stiff competition for the Battle of the Bands.
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Claire Cleary the Bridesmaid

Claire Cleary the Bridesmaid

Claire Cleary is looking beautiful as a bridesmaid for her sister Gloria's wedding in the 2005 comedy Wedding Crashers.
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Open Season Picture

Open Season Picture

A photo from Open Season.
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Happy Penguins

Happy Penguins

Say hi to our adorable friends
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Bryce Dallas Howard and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 50/50

Bryce Dallas Howard and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 50/50

Bryce Dallas Howard and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star in 50/50, a true story of the film's writer, Will Reiser. Howard stars as Gordon-Levitt's girlfriend.
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Kevin Pollak as Hunsaker

Kevin Pollak as Hunsaker

Kevin Pollak plays Hunsaker in Kevin Smith's Cop Out.
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Finish Him!

Finish Him!

Scott Pilgrim defeats an evil ex with a fist to the face.
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Vampire Lunch

Vampire Lunch

Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Michael Angarano Juno Temple The Brass Teapot

Michael Angarano Juno Temple The Brass Teapot

Michael Angarano and Juno Temple star in The Brass Teapot. The film is out April 5.
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Warm Bodies DVD

Warm Bodies DVD

The Warm Bodies DVD and Blu-Ray combo pack. Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer star in Warm Bodies, now out on home video.
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Comedy Quotes

Nancy B. Artingstall: Do you know what? You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: Oh maybe you're right. I just... I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women *seldom* make history."
Susan Cooper: Yeah that's never how she said it.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What were her others, uh...
Susan Cooper: Oh, "just blend in, let somebody else win."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Classic.
Susan Cooper: I got that a lot in high school. And there was, "give up on your dreams, Susan." She used to write that in my lunchbox.

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.