Ken Jeong Sucks!

Ken Jeong Sucks!

Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Vamp Dance

Vamp Dance

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Vampire Lunch

Vampire Lunch

Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Edward Suck

Becca and Edward Suck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Hairy Half-Wolf

Hairy Half-Wolf

Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Strikin' Poses

Strikin' Poses

Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck."
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Human Tabasco

Human Tabasco

BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck."
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Nanny McPhee Returns Poster

Nanny McPhee Returns Poster

Theatrical poster for Nanny McPhee Returns, starring Emma Thompson and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Vampires Suck Poster 2

Vampires Suck Poster 2

Second theatrical poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Vampires Suck Poster 1

Vampires Suck Poster 1

First poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Comedy Quotes

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

Dad

Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: Wow.