Ken Jeong Sucks!

Ken Jeong Sucks!

Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Vamp Dance

Vamp Dance

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Vampire Lunch

Vampire Lunch

Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Edward Suck

Becca and Edward Suck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Hairy Half-Wolf

Hairy Half-Wolf

Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Strikin' Poses

Strikin' Poses

Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck."
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Human Tabasco

Human Tabasco

BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck."
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Nanny McPhee Returns Poster

Nanny McPhee Returns Poster

Theatrical poster for Nanny McPhee Returns, starring Emma Thompson and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Vampires Suck Poster 2

Vampires Suck Poster 2

Second theatrical poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Vampires Suck Poster 1

Vampires Suck Poster 1

First poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Comedy Quotes

Jeremy Grey: Okay, what's our back story?
John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

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