Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Quotes

Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here?
[cops left moments earlier to check out a shooting in Millbrook Park]
Harold: What the hell are you doing?
Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Harold: Jesus Christ! What'd you do that for?
Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.

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• Added: May 11, 2007

Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?

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