Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in Ted
Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in Ted. The pair's film from Seth MacFarlane opens June 29.

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Universal Pictures
Movie:
Ted
Genre:
Comedy
Stars:
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
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Characters:
Lori, John
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Ted Quotes

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.

Ted

Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

Ted Review

Witnessing Ted, it can be described in one phrase: Seth MacFarlane unleashed. Considering the envelopes he pushes on his primetime TV hit...

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