Maxwell Smart: [after he gets recruited as a new agent] I request a cone of silence. Maxwell Smart: [he doesn't press the button hard enough so everyone can hear him] Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life! Lloyd: Dude, you didn't press the button hard enough... Maxwell Smart: Right.
Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL? Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead. Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead. Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL. [long pause] Shtarker: That actually makes sense.