Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize… Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch! Eric: No, you're not! Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.
Capt. Dickson: Somebody's cooking up a new drug. Jenko: Wipe? wipey? Wipey? Capt. Dickson: No, you dumb motherfucker, WiFi Schmidt: Play on, player. Capt. Dickson: Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?