Kenny Fisher (Seth Green) is one of the many characters in "Can't Hardly Wait" who's determined to make his last night as a high school student count. Specifically, he wants to get laid. You know how it is.
Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you? Trip McNeely: Really? Which ones? Mike Dexter: You must be racking up at college. College! Trip McNeely: I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman. Mike Dexter: Shut up! Come on, you can tell me. Trip McNeely: Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's why I broke up with Janeen before I left. Mike Dexter: [pauses] S-s-so, what happened? Trip McNeely: [sighs] College chicks are totally different, bro. They're serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. And they wanna date older guys.