Clerks II Photo

Clerks II Photo

A picture from Clerks II.
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The Clerks are Back!

The Clerks are Back!

Dante and Randal return with a vengeance in Clerks II. Kevin Smith has done it again, ladies and gentlemen.
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Dante and Randal Return

Dante and Randal Return

In Clerks II, Dante and Randal find themselves entering the glorious fast food empire. It's about time. You knew they had it coming.
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These Guys Again?

These Guys Again?

Jay and Silent Bob return, yet again, in Clerks II. Oh, how we missed them. What a gruesome twosome.
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Clerks II Picture

Clerks II Picture

Dante, Randal, Jay and Silent Bob return in Clerks II, the long-awaited sequel from director Kevin Smith. A classic.
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Clerks II Quotes

Elias: That's bestiality, Randal!
Randal Graves: At it's finest, I hope.
Elias: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Dante, me, YOU.
Elias: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it's fucked up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Lemme borrow your cell phone.

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?