Reluctant heroes Jay, Silent Bob, Rufus and Bethany are out to save the universe from a pair of fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki. Only Kevin Smith's "Dogma" could assemble such a cast of characters and stories.
Loki (Matt Damon) and Bartleby (Ben Affleck) are a couple of renegade angels who set out to distribute their own brand of justice in "Dogma." Loki caps more than a few foolz over the course of the movie.
Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like. Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work. Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires. Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference. Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.