George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism. Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease. George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent? Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies. George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies. Dr. Lars: [surprised] Which movies? George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.