Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. Ramada Thompson: I'm sorry? Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.
Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir. Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!