Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy! Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they... Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they... Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.