Ernie McCracken Picture

Ernie McCracken Picture

Ernie McCracken is quite the bowler. He's also funny.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roy Munson Picture

Roy Munson Picture

Roy Munson once had a promising bowling career... until a horrible accident.
Rating: Unrated
Ishmael Boorg Picture

Ishmael Boorg Picture

Ishmael Boorg is Amish. Still, he's great at bowling.
Rating: Unrated
Kingpin Photo

Kingpin Photo

A picture from Kingpin.
Rating: Unrated

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Kingpin Quotes

Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy: Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Ernie McCracken