Machete She Poster

Machete She Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Michelle Rodriguez as She Luz.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Machete Poster

Machete Poster

Danny Trejo is the Mexican mercenary Machete!
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lindsay Lohan Looking Saintly

Lindsay Lohan Looking Saintly

Lindsay Lohan dons a nun outfit in Machete.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Machete Lobby Card- Steven Seagal

Machete Lobby Card- Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal fights Machete!
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jessica Alba Machete Poster

Jessica Alba Machete Poster

Jessica Alba stars as Sartana in the feature-length expansion of Robert Rodriguez' Machete!
Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Machete Lobby Card- Jessica Alba

Machete Lobby Card- Jessica Alba

The sexy Jessica Alba on an old, tattered grindhouse lobby card!
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Machete Sartana Poster

Machete Sartana Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Machete Machete Poster

Machete Machete Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Danny Trejo as Machete.
Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Machete Senator Poster

Machete Senator Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin.
Rating: Unrated
Machete Lt. Stillman Poster

Machete Lt. Stillman Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Don Johnson as Lt. Stillman.
Rating: Unrated
Machete Torrez Poster

Machete Torrez Poster

Character poster for Machete, featuring Steven Seagal as Torrez.
Rating: Unrated

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Machete Quotes

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Machete don't text.

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Machete Review

Not just anyone can disembowel their enemy, yank out his intestines and jump out of a window, only to use said intestines as a rope to...

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