Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner. Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat. Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head. Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.
Jay: You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this? Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. Jay: He's fucking dead! Brodie: Oh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure. [T.S. and Gwen approach them] T.S. Quint: What the hell happened? Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass. Brodie: I had it coming. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob. [Jay and Silent Bob leave] T.S. Quint: What really happened? Brodie: The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach. Gwen: Shannon Hamilton? T.S. Quint: You know that guy? Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. T.S. Quint: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie: Sounds like his M.O.