[on the phone] Yeah, you gave me the wrong suitcase. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a black Samsonite. Uh-huh. Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, MADE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SUITCASE?
Late Night Courier: Gaylord M. Focker? Greg Focker: That's me. Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg. Greg Focker: It is. Late Night Courier: That's not what it says here. Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade. Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?