Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing? Clark: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!
Ellen Griswold: Stay in the car! It's hot and dangerous out here. Aunt Edna: Don't you tell me what to do, I'll do what I want! I should never have come on this trip with you, I should have taken an airplane... and he... Aunt Edna: He shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile! He should be BEHIND BARS! Ellen Griswold: SIT down and SHUT UP! Move outta that seat and I'll split your lip!