Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner make for quite the tandem. They are both pirates and - wait for it - good men! This photo is from the original and best movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?