Vampires Suck Poster 1

Vampires Suck Poster 1

First poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Vampires Suck Poster 2

Vampires Suck Poster 2

Second theatrical poster for Vampires Suck, a parody of the Twilight Saga.
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Human Tabasco

Human Tabasco

BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck."
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Strikin' Poses

Strikin' Poses

Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck."
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Hairy Half-Wolf

Hairy Half-Wolf

Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Edward Suck

Becca and Edward Suck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Vampire Lunch

Vampire Lunch

Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Vamp Dance

Vamp Dance

Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Becca and Jacob Suck by a Truck

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Becca Drives Jacob Nuts

Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck."
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Ken Jeong Sucks!

Ken Jeong Sucks!

Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck."
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Vampires Suck Quotes

Becca Crane: Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form. Becca disbelievingly]
Becca Crane: A chihuahua?

Becca Crane: Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?
Jacob: [Holds up employment contract] My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.

Vampires Suck Review

Unless you're such a hardcore Twilight fan that you love to see your favorite franchise get utterly skewered in the dopiest of ways and...

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