Matilda Jeffries is the journalist that wrote a piece in Time on Derek Zoolander after he lost the title of Male Model of the Year to Hansel. Now that's journalism people.
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small... Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
