C.D. Bales: [to two drunks that have just made fun of his nose] I really admire your shoes. Drunk #1: What? C.D. Bales: I love your shoes. Drunk #2: What do ya mean? C.D. Bales: And I was just thinking: as much as I really admire your shoes, and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be IN your shoes at this particular time and place.