The Muppets have delivered some memorable lines over the years and in their new film the hot quotes fly like hotcakes. The Muppets are back with Kermit and Miss Piggy leading the way and we've got the film's best quotes.

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Comedy Quotes

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!