Magic Mike had high hopes, but the foul mouthed teddy bear Ted beat back the stripper movie to top the box office. Seth MacFarlane's screen debut shocked with a $50 million-plus opening weekend.

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Comedy Quotes

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!