Comedy Movie Quotes

The Sitter stars Jonah Hill as a man enlisted to help his mom go on a date by babysitting her friend's kids. The film landed in second place at the box office and gave us some memorable quotes in the process.
The Sitter
The Muppets have delivered some memorable lines over the years and in their new film the hot quotes fly like hotcakes. The Muppets are back with Kermit and Miss Piggy leading the way and we've got the film's best quotes.
The Muppets
We feature some of the best inspiring and hilarious quotes from one of the best pictures of the year: 50/50. Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star in this true story brought to life.
50/50

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Comedy Quotes

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

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Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: Wow.

Comedy Videos

Zoolander 2 TV Spot - Sounds Dope!
Zoolander 2 TV Spot - Sounds Dope!
Don Verdean Trailer: Sam Rockwell as a Shady Biblical Archeologist on VOD 12/11!
Don Verdean Trailer: Sam Rockwell as a Shady Biblical Archeologist on VOD 12/11!
Zoolander 2: Watch the First Full Trailer Now!
Zoolander 2: Watch the First Full Trailer Now!
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