Comedy Movie Quotes

The Sitter stars Jonah Hill as a man enlisted to help his mom go on a date by babysitting her friend's kids. The film landed in second place at the box office and gave us some memorable quotes in the process.
The Sitter
The Muppets have delivered some memorable lines over the years and in their new film the hot quotes fly like hotcakes. The Muppets are back with Kermit and Miss Piggy leading the way and we've got the film's best quotes.
The Muppets
We feature some of the best inspiring and hilarious quotes from one of the best pictures of the year: 50/50. Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star in this true story brought to life.
50/50

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Comedy Quotes

Jeremy Grey: Okay, what's our back story?
John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Comedy Videos

Zoolander 2 TV Spot - Sounds Dope!
Zoolander 2 TV Spot - Sounds Dope!
Don Verdean Trailer: Sam Rockwell as a Shady Biblical Archeologist on VOD 12/11!
Don Verdean Trailer: Sam Rockwell as a Shady Biblical Archeologist on VOD 12/11!
Zoolander 2: Watch the First Full Trailer Now!
Zoolander 2: Watch the First Full Trailer Now!
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