Billy Madison Cast

Darren McGavin

Brian Madison, Brian Madison

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras

Veronica Vaughn, Veronica Vaughn
Bradley Whitford

Bradley Whitford

Eric Gordon, Eric Gordon

Josh Mostel

Principal Max Anderson, Principal Max Anderson

Norm MacDonald

Frank, Frank

Larry Hankin

Carl Alphonse

Dina Platias

Miss Lippy

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Billy Madison Quotes

Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.

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Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.

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