Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal? Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropic" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back. Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.