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Clerks II

2006
Clerks II

A calamity at Dante and Randal's store sends the Clerks protagonists packing and looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at...
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

2001
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the Jay and Silent Bob from selling drugs outside the Quick Stop...
Dogma

1999
Dogma

The last known descendant of Jesus Christ is called upon by God to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade...
Chasing Amy

1997
Chasing Amy

Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck) and Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet...
Mallrats

1995
Mallrats

In Mallrats, a slacker who spends all day at the mall and is obsessed with comic books must prove his worth to his girlfriend. How does...

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[the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background]
Shannon Hamilton: Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Jay: Goddamn. This is one wacky game show.
Brodie: [to the cops] Hey! That girl's only 15!
[cops focus their attention on Shannon]
Shannon Hamilton: Ah, 15. I thought she was 36!
[cops are approaching him]
Shannon Hamilton: Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.

May your first child be a masculine child!

Randal Graves