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Clerks II

2006
Clerks II

A calamity at Dante and Randal's store sends the Clerks protagonists packing and looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at...
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

2001
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the Jay and Silent Bob from selling drugs outside the Quick Stop...
Dogma

1999
Dogma

The last known descendant of Jesus Christ is called upon by God to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade...
Chasing Amy

1997
Chasing Amy

Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck) and Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet...
Mallrats

1995
Mallrats

In Mallrats, a slacker who spends all day at the mall and is obsessed with comic books must prove his worth to his girlfriend. How does...

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Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.

Brodie: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
T.S. Quint: Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
Brodie: I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
[TS elbows Gwen in the chest, she hits him in the groin]
Brodie: See, that's what you get for fucking with me.