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Don Verdean

Don Verdean

Hired by an ambitious small-town pastor to find sacred relics in the Holy Land, a self-proclaimed Biblical archaeologist comes up short and his attempt to cover up his failure fuels a comic conspiracy.
Freaks of Nature

Freaks of Nature

In Freaks of Nature, we welcome you to Dillford, where three days ago, everything was peaceful and business as usual: the vampires were at the top of the social order, the zombies were at the bottom, and the humans were getting along in the middle.
A Walk in the Woods

A Walk in the Woods

Travel writer Bill Bryson (Robert Redford) takes a long-lost old friend (Nick Nolte) for a hike along the Appalachian Trail, which stretches more than 2,000 miles from Georgia to Maine.
The Lobster

The Lobster

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the rules of The City, are taken to The Hotel where they are obliged to find a matching mate in forty-five days.
Untitled Woody Allen Project (2016)

Untitled Woody Allen Project (2016)

Plot details have not yet been released.
Box of Moonlight

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Box of Moonlight

On the verge of a midlife crisis, Al Fountain decides to visit his family's old vacation spot after a business trip. When he runs into a quirky man, his life may be changed forever.
Laugh Killer Laugh

Laugh Killer Laugh

Laugh Killer Laugh is a killer comedy. It stars Artie Lange and Tom Sizemore.
Waking Ned Devine

Waking Ned Devine

Waking Ned Devine is a delightful Irish movie about a group of guys who pretend to be a friend who has died. Why... to collect his lottery winnings.
What a Girl Wants

What a Girl Wants

What a Girl Wants stars Amanda Bynes as a girl who goes to live with her father in England. He's played by Colln Firth.
Time Bandits

Time Bandits

Time Bandits was the first film directed by Terry Gilliam. The Monty Python alum made a time traveling comedy that rocked our world.
Life of Brian

Life of Brian

Life of Brian is from Monty Python. The film parodied the world of Christianity.

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Comedy Quotes

Jay: You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?
Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
Jay: He's fucking dead!
Brodie: Oh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.
[T.S. and Gwen approach them]
T.S. Quint: What the hell happened?
Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.
Brodie: I had it coming.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.
[Jay and Silent Bob leave]
T.S. Quint: What really happened?
Brodie: The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach.
Gwen: Shannon Hamilton?
T.S. Quint: You know that guy?
Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
T.S. Quint: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Brodie: Sounds like his M.O.

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

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