Happy Gilmore Cast

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Happy Gilmore Quotes

You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Gilmore

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.