Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score. Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails) Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!
Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty. Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother. Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me! Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots? Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me. Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!