Ted News

This week's weekend movie preview highlights five films hitting theaters. From Channing Tatum stripping in Magic Mike to Seth MacFarlane creating hilarity in Ted, it's a solid summer movie weekend.
Ted director and star Seth MacFarlane talks about his first feature film and admits it was a long time coming. Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis star in the comedy, and MacFarlane is clearly taken with the latter actress.

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Ted Quotes

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.


Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

Ted Review

Witnessing Ted, it can be described in one phrase: Seth MacFarlane unleashed. Considering the envelopes he pushes on his primetime TV hit...

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