Ted News

Magic Mike had high hopes, but the foul mouthed teddy bear Ted beat back the stripper movie to top the box office. Seth MacFarlane's screen debut shocked with a $50 million-plus opening weekend.
This week's weekend movie preview highlights five films hitting theaters. From Channing Tatum stripping in Magic Mike to Seth MacFarlane creating hilarity in Ted, it's a solid summer movie weekend.
Ted director and star Seth MacFarlane talks about his first feature film and admits it was a long time coming. Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis star in the comedy, and MacFarlane is clearly taken with the latter actress.

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Ted Quotes

John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fucking Becky?
Ted: No.
John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it?
Ted: Yes.
John: Okay, Brandy Lynn, Heather Lynn...
Ted: Tammy Lynn.
John: Fuck!

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.

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Ted Review

Witnessing Ted, it can be described in one phrase: Seth MacFarlane unleashed. Considering the envelopes he pushes on his primetime TV hit...

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