Wet Hot American Summer Cast

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Wet Hot American Summer Quotes

I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?

Coop

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: OK.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.