Ted: [to himself] 1275...1275... [to Bill] Okay. The lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.
Bill: It's not just a water sport. I knew it!
Ted: [to lady] Excuse me! When did the Mongols rule China?
Lady: I don't know. I just work here.


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Movie:
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
Bill & Ted
Characters:
Ted Logan, Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes

Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[air guitar]
Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?