28 Days Later...

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
Mark

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Movie:: 28 Days Later...
Genre:: Horror
Related Quotes:: 28 Days Later... Quotes, Horror Quotes
Added by:: Micah J Gordon
Added:: October 08, 2012

28 Days Later... Quotes

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

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Added: October 08, 2012

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
Jim

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Added: October 08, 2012