28 Days Later...

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
Mark

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Movie:: 28 Days Later...
Genre:: Horror
Related Quotes:: 28 Days Later... Quotes, Horror Quotes
Added by:: Micah J Gordon
Added:: October 08, 2012

28 Days Later... Quotes

This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.
Major Henry West

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Added: October 08, 2012

Selena: Hannah, it's OK. He's not infected.
Hannah: But I thought he was biting you.
Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned?
Selena: It's a long story.

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Added: October 08, 2012