The 40 Year Old Virgin

[about Andy telling Trish he's a virgin]
Andy Stitzer: What if she laughs at me?
Cal: Then you punch her in the fucking head.

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Movie:: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Andy Stitzer, Cal
Related Quotes:: The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Andy Stitzer Quotes, Cal Quotes
Added:: August 25, 2006

The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
Andy Stitzer

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Added: August 25, 2006

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
Andy Stitzer

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Added: August 25, 2006