The 40 Year Old Virgin

[about Andy telling Trish he's a virgin]
Andy Stitzer: What if she laughs at me?
Cal: Then you punch her in the fucking head.

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Movie:: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Andy Stitzer, Cal
Related Quotes:: The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Andy Stitzer Quotes, Cal Quotes
Added:: August 25, 2006

The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

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Added: August 25, 2006

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

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Added: August 25, 2006