Jay: All right, but let's say we're caught in a situation where we've got like five minutes to live, like a bomb or something is gonna go off. Would you fuck us then?
Bethany: In that highly unlikely situation? Yeah, sure.
Jay: She's a slut. Bunnnng.


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Jay, Bethany Sloane
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Dogma Quotes

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

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